Write Off Baby - Furure of Finance Organic cotton baby bodysuit

Technically a dependent.
Operationally a massive expense.

Since acquisition, household liquidity has deteriorated, sleep has been fully depreciated, and management continues approving emergency capital injections with no expectation of short-term profitability.

Still, leadership remains heavily invested in the position.

Perfect for tiny balance-sheet destroyers, luxury-level overhead, and the most adorable line item on the family P&L.

Immediate tax implications.
Long-term emotional returns.

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